Here comes the second edition of Ladyfag’s multi-floor, multi-cultural, multi-cunt party Holy Mountain, and this time we’re climbing it with her. We’re one of the many “night crawlers” who’ll be hanging out in the incredible Sapphire room. The others include Desi Santiago, Jason Rodgers, and Leo Herrera. Music is by Liv Spencer & Honey Dijon. Ladyfag is inviting us all to experience again the journey “to a place where darkness is light, music is god, and dancing will set you free.” Yessss Lady, preach! If you didn’t go to the last one, expect “2 Floors, 4 Rooms (named Ruby, Jade, Sapphire and Obsidian) and 1 Mountain.” There’s a special performance by Rye Rye and another surprise performance yet to be announced. There are like 100 people involved in this party, some of them include: Juliana Huxtable, LE1F, Dai Burger, Hari Nef, Mess Kid, Michael Magnan, The Culture Whore, Nita Aviance and many more. Get ready to take a trip to the other side. I’ll leave you with a final quote from the Holy Mountain itself: “Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of 1,000 testicles.” Ok cool. Shit just got real deep.
Don’t even get me started about Christopher Columbus, I mean he came to the Dominican Republic (that’s where I am from) and Haiti (both countries share an island and make the Hispaniola) basically to kill people that were not white. Somehow he had a good publicist in the United States who helped create a holiday for him. I mean whatever, maybe I just don’t get it, or I was misinformed, but according to one of my teachers in DR he was not a good man. Let’s just focus on the fact that we get a day off work and another edition of the popular party Horse Meat Disco. It’s presented by Josh Wood, and hosted by a bunch of hunks: Marco Ovando, Ryan McNally, Kris Haigh, Levi Jackman Foster and Slantasia. Music is by DJs Sean B. and The Carry Nation. The party is at the awesome venue Output in Williamsburg. That place just makes you want to dance and get loose, you’ll see what I mean when you get there ;).
This party originated at Metropolitan bar in Brooklyn and was created by a friend of ours, David Dellamura. This edition of the party is going to be at our new favorite BK venue Lovegun, this time around the music will be provided by DJs Mark Holcomb and Adam Munnings. When we first wrote about it back in June we included a quote from our friend B, describing what a Thot was. It was a great quote so I’m going to include it again: “Remember that episode of the Anna Nicole Smith show where her dusty cousin from Texas comes to visit her for Christmas? She got super turnt up on brown liquor (because it’s the first time she’d had anything outside of Mikes Hard Lemonade), put on a Santa suit, knocked over the xmas tree, started a fist fight with Anna’s hair stylist and then tried to suck molest Anna’s lawyer, Howard, in the middle of the room while people were singing Xmas carols? THAT is a THOT.” We’re not saying you have to lower yourself to that level of depravity to attend this party… but it’s certainly encouraged, and who are you to disappoint them?
I heard that this Brooklyn boy Ivan Dutton has been in the talks about creating this monthly party for quite a while and he finally found the right location for it. It’s called MRMR and it’s gonna be at a place called Passenger Bar which is normally a straight destination, well lucky for us it’s about to get gay. Ivan who I know nothing about other than the fact that he has nice black hair is also one of the DJs of the party under the name Ivenchy along with GC Castillo. I couldn’t chat with him about this brand new party because his Facebook account is very private... But, my friend Chase Dillon who’s doing the visuals for the opening night of the party told me a little bit about what he knows… “It’s just a no pretense new spot for dudes who like dudes. The visuals I’m doing are all boy-centric, kinda dark, kinda beautiful. like collages of my favorite boy moments from music video and film, some like early 80’s goth kids dancing in slo mo in London…” It’s hosted by James Desantis — it’s a new party, so you have nothing to lose, I also heard that the place has a free photobooth, pool table and “friendly bartenders,” aren’t they always friendly? The description on their fb page says: “Drinks, Dancing, Dudes, Food, Fun.” What else do you want?
The Claire's Edition
OMG so like my best friend Ashleigh Nicole Smith and I are obvs like the coolest girls in school, we’re not just pretty and smart but we’re also like mysterious because we’re goths. But like all that eyeliner is expensive and I can’t illegally download Evanescence albums anymore because my mom caught me and said its illegal I H8 U MOM sooooo we decided that we needed to get jobs because we’re #independentwomen just like Beyoncé lol.
Soooooo Ashleigh and I decided to get jobs at the mall because like we spend all our time there anyway just like getting vanilla bean frappuchinos and flirting with cute boys outside Fye and making fun of the security guards (lol one time we saw one fall off her segway) and we really want jobs at Hot Topic BECAUSE IT’S THE BEST but they said we were too young (WE JUST TURNED 16 UGH) so instead we’re working at Claire’s which is cool I guess because they have lots of black jewelry and fishnets and we get free ear piercings (altho Ash is too scared to get hers pierced LMAO).
But like we thought working at Claire’s would be super easy and we’d just have to look pretty and stand around and stuff but we actually have to like work which is so #lame they’re making us interview ppl who want to work there but we’re gonna make it fun! All the candidates have to give us a SHOW SHOW SHOW to prove why they should work at Claire’s and they’d better BRING IT! It’s gonna be so fun and random omg haha!! Radooooooom.
<3 Danica Elvira Chessler
Here’s the HARD info for the party: Shows by Mark Dommu, Chris Tyler, Gabe Gonzalez, Molly Rhinestones, Amber Alert, Cheno Pinter, Jaime Wright, and more. Music by DJ mikëy hefez.
MALL GOTH is FREE, 11:00PM and it’s happening this Thursday september 25 at Tandem, 236 troutman st. Brooklyn, NY.
It feels like the right time to bring back our world famous, legendary and racially diverse party INTERRACIAL. There’s a lovely, brand new bar in Williamsburg called Lovegun, and it’s in need of some interracial action. We went their last week for their official opening and it was super hot. If you’ve never been to INTERRACIAL, here’s what you need to do so you don’t look stupid or out of place — go through your Facebook and start contacting all your friends of different races, then invite them to the event — tell them that you really miss them and that you want to party with them. If you are white try to take a break from white people, you can talk to them of course, but keep it to a minimum… I mean we all know there will be lots of white people talking to each other because they’re hard to avoid, but it’s good to have a break. I sound like I’m not into white people, trust me I like them, hello! Interracial! Anyways, I can go on for hours about this topic... Tom and I created this party to try to bring some diversity to queer nightlife and because we love interracial sex. Tom Jackson is going to DJ at 10PM, then Sammy Jo will take over for the rest of the night. Our special host has not been confirmed, but that’s a good thing because it’s gonna be someone really special and we want to surprise you. Trust!
I always wondered if they named this Brooklyn party after the mid 90s, ambiguously gendered SNL character of the same name. I guess I could ask Amber Valentine and JD Samson (the party’s creators), but I don’t really care that much and I’d prefer to just think my theory is correct. None of what I just said has much to do with the party, or what it’s about, so let me get to that. Pat is one of the best parties in BK. It’s a pretty simple concept, expect music by Mike Simonetti, Sparber, JD Samson, Amber Valentine, Robi D Light and Briii Belukha. There’s two rooms, tasty tacos on sale in the garden, and all-night drink specials. Best of all it’s free! Not the tacos, or the drinks, but entry. Which is not half bad. Dance floor pat-downs are also encouraged.
A night of freaks and oddities...
Expect some weird magic tonight at Friends and Lovers. The queer Brooklyn venue hosts Culture Whore’s Bi-Monthly (and far more than bi-curious) “freak circus” bringing all sorts of strange and enchanted creatures to 641 Classon. Hold on tight but don’t be scared, this month’s edition melds the usual party-til-late mentality with a more performance-based showcase to comfort the nerves of those unwilling to get the club turnt up on a Tuesday.
If you want to let your freak flag fly and maybe find some likeminded strangers Sideshow is the place to be. Mark Dommu, half of the founding duo of The Culture Whore wrote us “this month we have more freak than ever: drag darlings Lucy Balls (pictured), Madame Vivien V and Momo Shade; synth mistress Louvel; up-and-coming rap sensation Dick Van Dick; experimental dancer Tyler Ashley; and performance art from The Culture Whores themselves, Boywolf and myself. David Sokolowski will be playing weird grooves all night so you can let loose on the floor between shows…” Come experience a miracle, feel the magic and revel in the drag of it all because who needs to wait ’til hump day to see some freaky shit on a stage.
$10, 9:00PM, Friends and Lovers, 641 Classon Ave. Brooklyn, NY.
The boys of Marinate have been having way too much fun for the last 4 years with their bi-monthly Eastern Bloc party. If you have never attended...what the hell is wrong with you? This Sunday is your chance to make it up to them, they’d really appreciate it, k? We know you might have to work the next day, but it’s New York City — a city designed around the sleep deprived — so suck it up. Here’s what they have in store for the night: Guest DJs include: Nita, Angelo Tursi and resident Dandylion. Hosts are Darke Attoms & David Meanix, there’s sexy go-gos (and GAYLETTER family member) Boywolf with Brock Rustin, plus visuals by Mr. Means. You can’t beat Eastern Bloc for a good time on a Sunday night — the drinks are cheap and strong, and the men fucking on the TV screens are strong too (lol). See you there.