GAYLETTER

GAYLETTER

Danica and Ashleigh at Claire's - photomontage by Mikey Pop

Mall Goth

The Claire's Edition

OMG so like my best friend Ashleigh Nicole Smith and I are obvs like the coolest girls in school, we’re not just pretty and smart but we’re also like mysterious because we’re goths. But like all that eyeliner is expensive and I can’t illegally download Evanescence albums anymore because my mom caught me and said its illegal I H8 U MOM sooooo we decided that we needed to get jobs because we’re #independentwomen just like Beyoncé lol.

 

Soooooo Ashleigh and I decided to get jobs at the mall because like we spend all our time there anyway just like getting vanilla bean frappuchinos and flirting with cute boys outside Fye and making fun of the security guards (lol one time we saw one fall off her segway) and we really want jobs at Hot Topic BECAUSE IT’S THE BEST but they said we were too young (WE JUST TURNED 16 UGH) so instead we’re working at Claire’s which is cool I guess because they have lots of black jewelry and fishnets and we get free ear piercings (altho Ash is too scared to get hers pierced LMAO).

 

But like we thought working at Claire’s would be super easy and we’d just have to look pretty and stand around and stuff but we actually have to like work which is so #lame they’re making us interview ppl who want to work there but we’re gonna make it fun! All the candidates have to give us a SHOW SHOW SHOW to prove why they should work at Claire’s and they’d better BRING IT! It’s gonna be so fun and random omg haha!! Radooooooom.

<3 Danica Elvira Chessler

 

Here’s the HARD info for the party: Shows by Mark DommuChris TylerGabe GonzalezMolly Rhinestones,  Amber AlertCheno Pinter, Jaime Wright, and more. Music by DJ mikëy hefez.

 

MALL GOTH is FREE, 11:00PM and it’s happening this Thursday september 25 at Tandem,  236 troutman st. Brooklyn, NY.